punch.in.the.face.

Ya know, some things just grate on my nerves...

-loud eaters
-when people slurp their coffee
-when people don't take down holiday decorations after the holiday has passed (when the holiday passed months ago)
-"exaggerated" sighs & yawns
-people who breathe into the phone as they talk
-when people ask how you are but then start talking before you can answer them; they don't care how you are. Why bother asking?
-the sound of Mariah Carey
-when petite pants are too short, but 'regular' lengths are too long - even with my 'tall' shoes!
-whiny people (they get a double-punch)
-people who gloat
-people who feel the need to be the center of attention

And yes, I am perfect, for anyone wondering.