To avoid writing about real life*, I'll delve back into "reality tv" with comments on tonight's Bachelor:
-I wonder if the doctor who watched Jon & Kate watches this show, too? If he does, perhaps he'd throw in a free nose job to Ashleigh like the pro bono tummy tuck Kate got?
-I see Jon Lovitz and all I can think about is, "SAVE YOURSELVES!!", as he threw in sugar-o's to the drowning gummy bears on Friends.
-Good for Jake for sending Michelle home! Usually the freaks fly under the radar a lot longer.
-Elizabeth = cock tease (written before the, "Don't tease me"; "I'm not teasing", exchange, btw). Guys don't like cock teases. Let that be food for thought on your next journey, Elizabeth.
-I still think Ali is going to be Mrs. Jake.
-Who was Valishnia??? Did we even see her before tonight??
*I'll elaborate in a future post. I'm just not up to it right now.
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