a post about poop

Blogger makes it possible to see how many page views your blog has in the run of a day, week, year, etc.  You're also able to view the select countries your readership has reached, and even see what types of search results brought up the blog via Google.  For the most part, people search for 'my happy place', or 'amber happy place blog'.  Every now and then, someone googles something that's completely separate from me, but I may have submitted a post about it (ie, chia seeds). 

Possibly the funniest search result that is showing for my latest stats, however, is the recent:  "what happens if you shit in the shower".  Really?  Did you REALLY need to google that?  Man, I hope it was for a friend. I'm doubtful that the post you would have discovered would give you the answers you were looking for.  I've heard of people brushing their teeth in the shower to speed along the morning routine (something I'd never do, by the way), but, I've never come across any stories where someone felt the need to release their morning poo inbetween a shampoo & conditioning.  I live to give, though, so my best advice, if you're still searching for an answer,  would be to try to go before you hit the shower.  It makes for a more productive shower experience. Ya know, you'd feel cleaner, longer, in my opinion.  And, I'm sure you don't want that funk hanging out in your drain pipe, and possibly running the risk of it backing up, do you?  That's just gross. 

Yeah, so reading public, if'n thee gets the urge to drop a deuce whilst sudsing up your private bits, get thee to the toilet.

Love Bites

Yeah, so readers, be careful the next time you get a little randy....hickey's might actually be harmful to your health, in addition to being butt ugly, disgusting, and just overall nasty:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41188500/ns/world_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001

This has been a public service announcement.

You're welcome.

..if I had a million dollars...........

Are you KIDDING me??  So this guy sets up a virtual plea for money...



....he follows this video with a few more, all with the same premise - including tearing up a $5000 cheque I might add (because, of course, it wasn't a cheque for a million dollars).  And you know what?  Persistance does pay, because the guy REALLY did manage to reach a millionaire out there who was willing to part with $100,000,000 of his own cash, and in return, wanted nothing from him, apparently.

Hmmmph.  Ok, so millionaires who may be reading this blog:  PLEASE send me a million dollars.  Please, from the bottom of the cockles of my heart.  I promise to do good with it.  I promise to make you proud.  In turn, it will make us BOTH famous, so a virtual win-win for the two of us!!