The return of the roses...

Bonjour my lovelies! Haven't you missed my routine Bachelor/ette commentaries? We're back with a brand new season! This time we have Ali Fedotowsky, who had been my ultimate pick for wimpy Jake last season. I really look forward to what this season is going to bring, though I must admit I'm a touch skeptical with her "giving up everything to be here", including her job and her apartment, especially after her career came first last year. What REALLY happened to her job? Did she quit, or did she lose it?

It's a little too early to judge the boys too deeply, but here are some of my preliminary thoughts on episode 1:

-Hey "Shooter", tell me, has your 'story' helped you nab the ladies in the past? No? Really? I'da never guessed. MORON!
-To the dude in the cowboy boots: KNOW your subject before you open your mouth to speak. Which bachelorette did exit the limo in the cowboy boots, anyway?
-The brown-haired lawyer and the little dude with no neck and the messed up suit collar both gave me the creeeeeeps.
-Is Kasey hearing impaired?
-Roberto is FINE, and I adore his dimple.
-I can't fathom why Chris L didn't tell her that his mother passed away...wrong foot to start out on, buddy - wrong.
-Jonathan = Tom-Cruise-post-freakish-Scientology-phase? Or is it just me?
-Hunter isn't cute to look at, but he's 'cute' -and I loved his serenade with the ukulele.
-Hmmm....is the pro-wrestler a potential "Wesley"??? Maaybe. Cue the drama! We all love it!

The sneak peek teaser detailing what this season is going to bring will surely make Monday nights a little brighter ;).

Whatcha all think??